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laughingsquid:

Chocolate Bar Smartphone

Yes please.

laughingsquid:

Chocolate Bar Smartphone

Yes please.

(via thenextweb)

Source: designboom.com

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ddbknowmore:

Vintage computer ads!

Wow.

(via thenextweb)

Source: ddbknowmore

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barackobama:

New behind-the-scenes photos from the White House from December 2011 (or, as we like to think of it: new excuse to post a photo of Bo).

I love that Bo rides on Air Force One! I want to see a “day in the life of Bo” video chronicling the First Dog’s adventures. That’s not weird, right? Right. More Bo media please!

barackobama:

New behind-the-scenes photos from the White House from December 2011 (or, as we like to think of it: new excuse to post a photo of Bo).

I love that Bo rides on Air Force One! I want to see a “day in the life of Bo” video chronicling the First Dog’s adventures. That’s not weird, right? Right. More Bo media please!

Source: barackobama

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yoursexyneighborhoodrobin:

kain-was-here:

Colin Mochrie is Batman, coming out of the closet at a press conference.

oh god. I have fucking tears running down my face right now.

“I bruised my dynamic duo!”

(via sorrymomxsorrygod)

Source: kain-was-here

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shankcrank:

ijustwantedtoletyouknowthati:

stale-toast:

A sunken chest with no booty.

I like these jokes.

a lot.

I can’t.

Har har har har har.

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Source: stale-toast

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You tell me, trivial pursuit…


Ahahahahahahaha.

You tell me, trivial pursuit…

Ahahahahahahaha.

(via sorrymomxsorrygod)

Source: nopantswednesday

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(via lolzkaban)

Source: riddlemetom

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myheadisweak:

DC Metro Art

myheadisweak:

DC Metro Art

Source: myheadisweak

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barackobama:

All the president’s fist bumps. (Well, an assortment, at least: TPM has a gallery.)

barackobama:

All the president’s fist bumps. (Well, an assortment, at least: TPM has a gallery.)

Source: barackobama

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The best comment on this video really says it all:

“The difference between The Muppets and FOX News is that one has an unseen hand up their ass putting words in their mouths that make normal people laugh all the time and the other has Kermit and Miss Piggy.”

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AAAAHHHHHHH LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE SWEATERS.

AAAAHHHHHHH LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE SWEATERS.

(via sorrymomxsorrygod)

Source: throneofhearts

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boltart:

Kyle Bean

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Source: kylebean.co.uk

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Stefon is a flamboyantly gay character who appears to be always nervous, as indicated by how he can never keep his hands still and constantly rubs them together. He always touches his face and hair, and it seems like he has frequent anxiety attacks. A possible explanation for this is Stefon’s excessive consumption of recreational drugs.[2]

Thank you, Wikipedia.

Source: Wikipedia

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sorrymomxsorrygod:

Obama 2012.

Oh hell yes. All the awards to this man.

Source: billydarley

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nprfreshair:

Terry and stephen

All of my favorite things.

nprfreshair:

Terry and stephen

All of my favorite things.

Source: nprfreshair

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